Its Showtime

heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

collegehumor:

It’s time to stop letting self-MENial ruin your life.

Finish reading Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things


Never mind. I’ll tell them myself.

Never mind. I’ll tell them myself.

Fallout: The Mini-Series. Follow the lives of three survivors through the remnants of post-apocalyptic America. Each with their own stories and companions, they try to endure the chaos of the wasteland. 

bitched:

me

bitched:

me